Doors: 7:00 PM
Show: 8:00 PM
Trump is President and he's giving a luxurious speech from the East Room of the White House. Join him and his paid audience as he updates America on the Hunt for Rosie O'Donnell, the construction of the first ever transcontinental hair oil pipeline and his plan for bronzing illegal immigrant's babies and using them for actual ships anchors. Bring your questions and the Don will answer them.