Quizz-Hoe$ Vol. 8
1250 N Front Street
Philadelphia, PA, 19122
Doors 7:30 PM
This event is 21 and over
~It's complicated and stupid, Got my ass squeezed by sexy cupid, Guess he wants to play, wants to play...A lovegame and baby that love game is actually called Quizz-Hoe$$, your favorite/least favorite, delusional POP DIVA TRIVIA night!!
~That's right baby, Kung Fu is letting my stupid crusty single flapjack ass back for VOLUME 11!!! OHHHH THAT DOES TASTE GOOD!
~I don't have Valentine's Day plans (actually...I never have...huh...VERYYYY INTERESTING) any who, DUMP YOUR PIECE OF TRASH BOYFRIEND and get your hottie tottie self over to Kung Fu Necktie to play some more trivia celebrating ur fave diva hit makers from the late 90's, early 00's and NOW!!
~Kung Fu is gracing us with the entire evening!!! "What does this mean Kevin, this shit is on a Wednesday?!" To answer your sass question, it means we can play some rounds of trivia, practice choreography from our favorite Pussycat Dolls music videos, call our exes while we chain smoke cigs outside and just ask them why? then quickly hang up. Don't make this weird guys, it could be fun! ;~)
~Try and keep your team to a max of 5 hotties. I am going to reinforce this rule because I am tired of being a goodie goodie! ♥
~ Don't fucking cheat and use the internet during the game!! Cupid will shoot that arrow right right in ur candy ass, and baby, let me tell you, it stingssss. ouch.
~ Doors are at 7:30 if you're tryna get a goodie goodie seat but I will probably start questions around 8! Or whenever people start showing up. You guys control me and it's... DISGUSTING.
~PRIZES FOR TOP 3 TEAMS BAYBEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
~If you made it this far in the event description, I am morally obligated to venmo you like $2.50. But seriously, I encourage everyone to slap your thighs after trivia concludes and dance with your peers and enjoy the night! ♥