Green Jelly

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CURRENTLY THE JELLO IS ALIVE AND WELL AND ARE TOURING THE UNITED STATES...WE HAVE DONE OVER 125 SHOWS IN 2008....WHEN WE GET HOME TO HOLLYWOOD WE WILL BE RECORDING A NEW 2009 CD/DVD CALLED "MUSIC TO INSULT YOUR INTELLIGENCE BY"...... ANYWAY I HAVE BEEN QUITE BUSY SINCE WE RECORDED OUR LAST ALBUM THE GRAMMY NOMINATED 333 MANY MANY YEARS AGO...

YOU SEE I CAME UP WITH THIS BIZZARE IDEA OF CREATING A LARGE UNDERGROUND MUSIC/ART COLONY IN HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA...THE FIRST THING I DID AFTER SELLING 2 1/2 MILLION ALBUMS OF THE MTV AND BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARD ALBUM CEREAL KILLER WAS OF COURSE COUNT THE MONEY AND ROLL AROUND IN IT NAKED...WHEN I WAS DONE I TOOK LOOOOONG SHOWER....CAUSE MONEY IS EVIL AND DIRTY ...THEN I BOUGHT A MULTI MILLION DOLLAR TELEVISION STUDIO IN HOLLYWOOD....

THERE I BEGAN TO CREATE MY OWN UNDERGROUND MUSIC/ART COLONY...THAT QUICKLY GREW INTO MANY BIZARRE SITUATIONS....DOING VIDEOS FOR TIM BURTIN...SPIKE JONZES.. KISS.... WEIRD AL...THE BANANA SPLITS...TOU PAC.... RICHARD SIMMONS....AND MARILYN MANSON...

THEN WE WORKED ON SONGS WITH HULK HOGAN CALLED "LEADER OF THE GANG"... MAD MAGAZINE CALLED "BLIND DATE"... MARVEL COMIC BOOK HEROS THE FANTASTIC FOUR CALLED "CLOBBERIN TIME" AND EVEN A SONG WITH OUR OLD BAND MEMBERS TOOL CALLED "HIGHER GROUND"....

AFTER THAT WE STARTED DOING MOVIE SOUNDTRACKS...WE HAVE SONGS IN THE FOLLOWING MOVIES..." FLIGHT OF THE SKAJAQUADA" IS IN REALITY BITES.. "ANARCHY IN BEDROCK IS IN THE THE FLINTSTONE MOVIE... THE BEAR SONG" IS IN DUMB AND DUMER.... WE EVEN DID MUSIC FOR THE PORN STAR "SHANE" FOR HER VIDEO SERIES "SHANES WORLD" THEN WE DID A COVER OF THE SONG "BORN TO BE WILD" FOR THE DISNEY KIDS FILM ABOUT A BOY AND HIS APE CALLED "BORN TO BE WILD"... FINALLY WE WERE THE FIRST BAND EVER TO DO A SOUNDTRACK TO A VIDEO GAME.....WE RECORDED "CARNAGE RULES" FOR THE 1994 SPIDERMAN VIDEO GAME MAXIMUM CARNAGE.....

THEN THE STRANGEST THING HAPPENED.. WE HOOKED UP WITH LEGENDARY BAND MANAGER DOC MC GHEE (MANAGER OF KISS....BON JOVI.. SKID ROW.. THE SCORPIONS...AND MOTLEY CRUE...) AND SUDDENLY WE WERE PART OF THE GIANT KISS REUNION TOUR OF 1997...I EVEN GOT TO DIRECT THE KISS REUNION VIDEO..WOW...THEN GENE SIMMONS AND PAUL STANLEY OF KISS APPEARED IN THE REMAKE OF ELECTRIC HARLEY HOUSE OF LOVE VIDEO...(SEE THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE)... HUH???...A CHILD HOOD DREAM NOW HAD COME TRUE......KISS AND SHITMAN HANGING OUT BOWLING.... GOING TO ACE FREHLEY BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH ROSEANNE BARR....HA...BIZZARE...BEFORE I KNEW IT GENE SIMMONS WAS BRINGING ME CHOCOLATE MUFFINS ON SUNDAY MORNINGS...

THEN SOON AFTER I ACQUIRED A GIGANTIC 74 ROOM 42,000 SQ FT UNDERGROUND ARTIST COMPOUND RIGHT ON SUNSET BLVD IN HOLLYWOOD NAMED SUNSET/ORANGE...(YOU CAN SEE A VIDEO SHORT UNDER THE INFLUENCE SECTION..)...THERE THE UNDERGROUND ART COLONY JELLED QUICKLY...HERE WE HOUSED SOME OF THE GREATEST MUSICAL TALENT....DJ'S AND GRAFFETTI ARTISTS THAT HOLLYWOOD HAD TO OFFER...THIS IS WHEN I DISCOVERED THE ELECTRONIC MUSIC SCENE...THIS WAS A EASY WAY OF PRODUCING MONEY DOING UNDERGROUND RAVE EVENTS.....LIKE LEMMING THEY CAME TO HEAR PEOPLE PLAY RECORD THAT SEEMED JUST TO SKIP OVER AND OVER AGAIN...

THIS LED ME TO OPEN MY OWN 20,000 SQ FT 1500 PERSON RAVE CLUB CALLED QTOPIA HOLLYWOOD....OH BOY....SEX DRUGS AND RAVE N ROLL WAS RIGHT...THAT SOON GOT OUT OF CONTROL AS YOU COULD IMAGINE...AND THEN ONE DAY I WOKE UP WITH A HANG OVER AND SEVERAL NAKED GIRLS KISSING AND I SAID TO MYSELF...DUH SILLY MONKEY DONT YOU REMEMBER THAT YOU PUT ON SILLY PUPPET COSTUMES AND SHITTY ALBUMS FOR A LIVING...

SO I GOT OUT THE OLD COUCH CUSHION PUPPETS AND I PUT THEM BACK ON MY HEAD....IT WAS A LOT FUNNER THAN WRESTLING DOWN DRUNK STUPID PEOPLE AT MY CLUB....I THINK I GOT A LITTLE TOOOO CAUGHT UP IN CREATING A HOLLYWOOD UNDERGROUND MUSIC/ART WORLD THAT I FORGOT ABOUT MY OWN UNDERGROUND WORLD OF ROCK N ROLL PUPPETS.....


SO NOW THAT I REMEMBERED THAT I AM AND ALWAYS WILL BE A PUPPET ...I AM PLAYING THIS BROKEN WRECKERD ONCE AGAIN....27 YEARS AND 238 BAND MEMBERS LATER GREEN JELLO STILL SUCKS....I AM VERY PROUD OF THAT...SO HERE I GO AGAIN...WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE RIDES I HAVE RIDDEN I THINK I LIKE THIS TRAIN WRECK OF A RIDE THE BEST....GREEN JELLO SUXX....LATER..MORONIC DICKTATOR

....P.S.....YES DANNY CAREY AND MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN WERE BOTH IN GREEN JELLO BEFORE TOOL...WHILE ADAM JONES HELPED MAKE COSTUMES AND DESIGNED THE TOAH CREATURE ON THE FRONT OF THE 333 CD...YOU CAN SEE DANNY IN THE OLD SCHOOL VIDEO LISTED BELOW AND YOU CAN HEAR HIM PLAY DRUMS ON CEREAL KILLER...MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN MAKES APPEARANCE AS BILLYBOB IN THE SLAVE BOY VIDEO AND SINGS "NOT BY HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN "FOR THE 3 LILTTLE PIGS....WHILE PAUL DEMOUR MAKES A APPEARANCE IN THE SHITMAN VIDEO...ALSO CHECK OUT THE BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO...DANNY ADAM AND MAYNARD ALL MAKE AN APPEARANCE AT THE OLD JELLO LOFT ON HOLLYWOOD BLVD...IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS WE ALL POOR AND WE LIVED THERE TOGATHER...THIS WAS THE PLACE THAT THE OPIATE CD AND THE FIRST 2 TOOL VIDEOS WERE MADE ALONG WITH ALL THE GREEN JELLO VIDEOS....

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