Cobra Lounge Presents
White Flag Down, Anger, The Hamburglars
235 N. Ashland
Chicago, IL, 60607
This event is 21 and over
White Flag Down
FROM THE STREETS OF LOS ANGELES COMES THE HARD HITTING AND VERY REAL SOUND OF WFD. THE BAND MIXES ROCK AND ROLL DONE WRONG WITH PUNK ROCK DONE RIGHT TO GET A SOUND THAT NO ONE ELSE HAS. WE COULD TYPE OUT A WHOLE BIG STORY OF WHO WE HAVE PLAYED WITH,WHAT BANDS WEVE BEEN IN..BUT FUCK IT!!LISTEN TO THE MUSIC..IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF!! *
Dave Simon - Vocals/Guitar (Deals Gone Bad, Crombies)
Jason Zdora - Bass / Vocals (He Who Corrupts, Dead Level)
Matt Meuzelaar - Drums / (In The Weeds)
From the desk of the Burger Master General:
The public should be on he look out for a dastardly group of burger thieves known as The Hamburglars. These miscreants are obsessed with cheeseburgers and will swipe them right before your eyes. They have cunningly disguised themselves as band that play a rowdy brand of garage rock mixed with familiar elements of pop culture.
Eye witness accounts report that audience members appear mesmerized by The Hamburglars' new but familiar sound & have been heard leaving venues repeating The Hamburglars' mantra, "Robble, Robble, Robble Cheeseburger."
This rock-n-roll spell cast upon unsuspecting audience members causes dancing, cheering and uncontrollable robbling. On several occasions concert goers have returned to their bar stools to sadly discover their cheeseburgers were gone. But after a moment, and a "Robble, Robble" they forgot they even had a cheeseburger and went on enjoying the show.
This is the power of "The Robble" and The Hamburglars wield this power with a greasy rock-n-rock spatula. Authorities ask for the public's assistance in capturing and containing these burger hoodlums. Therefore, we requests all citizens be on the lookout for The Hamburglars...attend their performances...blend in by dancing and cheering...watch your burgers & never forget the power of "The Robble." That is all.
Don W. Chiez
Burger Master General