Hookers Made Out of Cocaine, Responsible Johnny, Dry Rub, Spitfux

Hookers Made Out of Cocaine

Three-piece, bass, guitar, and drum, gang vocals, short songs kinda band.

Responsible Johnny

Remember the feeling that you got the first time you heard Henry Rollins screaming out the lyrics to Rise Above? The first time you realized that if The Ramones could strap on guitars and take on the world, then anyone could? Responsible Johnny does.

Tired of the crap coming out of the radio, Responsible Johnny is reaching back to the past, when three chords were all you needed and being punk wasn't defined by the style of your Hot Topic studded wristbands, it was defined by the chip on your shoulder and what was in your soul. And they plan to keep those values alive until they get a major label deal, a coke habit, stripper wives, and a pony.

Dry Rub

Short version: Early March 2009,
Ulysses & Blake were jamming with
with some guys, things didn't work out.
Ulysses says, I met this crazy ass fuck on
Craig's list and he can sing & play guitar. Two days later Ryan shows up at our jam room, & pot
was smoked, mushrooms were ate, beer and brown
party licker were flowing like wine. fat men got naked, 2 or 3 songs were
writen and this little bastard was born.
We called it DRY RUB!

SCUMFUCK JUNKROCK


RYAN DRY RUB-VOCALS/GUITAR
ULYSSES BEAR-DRUMS
BLAKE HALLMARK-BASS/B-VOCALS
CAMERON BRUCE-GUITAR(if he's not to busy)

Spitfux

Beer.

$3.00 - $6.00

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Wednesday, July 24 · Doors 8:00 PM at Three Links

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