Death to false grunge

So it was 2009. A guitar was tuned oddly and played vigorously. Songs were written. Drummers had come and gone (and one bassist). Nothing solidified itself. Then the odd guitar tuner person contacted Dave Leto. Dave came in and delivered the goods. Hammered it down. Now the next phase was to line up another person who would be down for this brand of mayhem. Zach Jaeger was such an obvious choice for the duty. He would also escalate the hilarity of the group hang considerably. Within a few months of jamming, we all came to understand that we made noise that we all enjoyed. The rest is very brief history that a small handful of people are even remotely aware of. For now...