Quantum Theory is a musicologist

Quantum Theory rocks Dubstep, Moombahton, and possibly some other stuff.

Quantum Theory eats nails for breakfast.

Quantum Theory’s uncle invented glow sticks.

Quantum Theory has a least 6 aliases. Those aliases have produced at least 40 records.

Quantum Theory once challenged Tiesto to mortal kombat. That’s when the fatality was invented.

Quantum Theory has DJed on 3 continents, 4 islands, 17 boats and 1 semi truck.

Quantum Theory’s music has appeared in some movies and TV shows. It’s that awesome song you heard, that one time.

Quantum Theory can DJ with actual turntables, CDJ’s, Serato, Ableton, or 2 tape decks & a tin can.

Quantum Theory once owned and lost a Tyrannosaurus Rex bone. It had to be fake; dinosaurs ain’t real.

Quantum Theory has collaborated with at least 20 other artists.

Quantum Theory sold his soul to prove his self worth.

Quantum Theory now collects souls.

Quantum Theory can play drums with actual drums.

Quantum Theory will NOT play parties with less than 1,000 people.

Quantum Theory was taught to paint by Bob Ross’s assistant… Frank.

Quantum Theory once confronted a panther in the wild. They shook hands and went their separate ways.

Quantum Theory has wilderness survival skills.

Quantum Theory never slept with your mom, but she declares otherwise.

Quantum Theory once saved his own mom from a riptide.

Quantum Theory can kick your ass at shuffle board.

Quantum Theory has been in a private jet. Twice. This week.