"King Tuff is a longhair from a cowtown in southern Vermont who sits in his room all day and writes songs that make the entire recorded output of the Flamin Groovies and Todd Rundgren sound like Hitler's meth-farts. He made hands-down the best album of last year and may already have made the best albums of this year and possibly the next five years if he'd let anyone listen to them." --VBS.tv

"Kyle Thomas is one of the best guys going in the good-time rock 'n' roll department. He was in a good folk band called Feathers, is still in a good metal band with J Mascis called Witch, and plays in two also-great rock bands called Happy Birthday and King Tuff." --Vice Magazine

BOB DYLAN: ROLLING STONES: BLACK SABBATH: THIN LIZZY: NATURAL CHILDZZZZZZZZZ SUMMER 2009 WEZ ATE BROWNIES HAD A VISION. HE TOLD BIG BLACK ZACK AND CALLED SETH 3 TIMES. THEY STARTED THE NASHVILLE-BASED THREE PIECE ROCK BAND CALLED NATURAL CHILD. MAYBE KNOWN AS MUCH FOR THEIR INCESSANT RAMBLING ON-STAGE BANTER AS THEIR UNPRECEDENTED PURE ROCK SOUND, NATURAL CHILD ARE OFTEN DESCRIBED AS "THE GREATEST ROCK N' ROLL BAND IN THE WORLD", A TITLE WHICH THE TRIO HAS WORKED MERCILESSLY HARD TO GAIN...AND THEY HAVE THE BALLS TO SHOW FOR IT..... NATURAL CHILD WANT TO PLAY IN JAMAICA AND WANT TO PLAY AT THE PYRAMIDS. THEY HAVE A PLAN THAT INVOLVES JACK WHITE TO BEFRIEND KEITH RICHARDS AND BE THE OPENING ACT ON ROLLING STONES FAREWELL TOUR, THUS HAVING "THE GREATEST ROCK N' ROLL BAND IN THE WORLD" TORCH OFFICIALLY PASSED ON TO THEM. NOT JACK WHITE. THESE GUYS LOVE TO PARTY. AND THEY LOVE TO RIDE IN THAT VAN. OH MAN. "TAKE A BIG WHIFF AND SUCK OUR DICKS:" - SETH MURRAY. THEY ARE INFINITY CAT LABEL MATES OF JEFF THE BROTHERHOOD. THEY HAVE A FULL LENGTH RECORD OF ROCK AND ROLL COMING OUT ON 4/20 CALLED "1971" AND WILL BE TOURING AROUND THE NATION THIS SPRING AND SUMMER.